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Saturday, September 6th, 2003
2:07 am

Of course, is possible that _picard_ was dark-haired boy slave ensign aboard Stargazer when Curzon was there. Would eliminate need for Odan and that frigid bitch Beverly.
1:48 am
Have been banned from use of journal for several days due to unfortunate namecalling of my oh so beloved host, ezridax. She grows stronger... but I shall overcome this too.

Meantime: see that doctor_mccoy is getting married to commaderspock. Am exceedingly jealous on behalf of two hosts. Emony is upset because he never returned her calls. Jadzia is upset because The Sisko did not allow her to jump Spock when she had the chance.

During time away from journal, have calculated how I have fucked made love to everyone by six links. Will now prove it.

jonathan_archer: had unfortunate sex with him as Lela.

porthos_the_dog: see above.

_picard_: had sex with Jelan Odan as Lela, Odan had sex with beverlycrusher, beverlycrusher had sex with _picard_.

_vash_: see above.

qcontinumm: see both above.

commaderspock: as Emony fucked slept with doctor_mccoy, connection now obvious.

Will come up with more later.
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003
10:26 pm
So it begins again. ezridax's regular claim that she has finally seen the light that Julian is a big fucking poof is not good boyfriend material. My hearts have not beat at this since the first time she lied like so.
10:35 am
Sigh. Beginning to suspect current plan has failed. Garak too interested in fucking stupid past British guy. Typical.

Am upset at Ezri for defiling the Captain's Chair like that.
Friday, August 29th, 2003
1:08 am

is a Giant Ape that Tunnels Underground, is Highly Flammable, and has an Extra Head.

Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 5

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat symbiont_dax, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights symbiont_dax using

Hmm. strange that form actually generates something resembling truth.
Thursday, August 28th, 2003
11:53 pm
Well, this looks like it's going to take a while. Kind of disappointing, but at the same time, I'm paying for /art/, plus the client understands my necessary demands.

In the meantime, got a little drunk a few nights ago with Leonard. Don't believe he remembers Emony at all. She's a little pissy at that. She thought she was his first.

Current Mood: bored
Wednesday, August 27th, 2003
2:14 am
Friends at the Symbiosis Comission have been forwarding headshots. Told them I wanted only to look at males right now.
Pictures of the Three ConsideringCollapse )

Your help choosing between these will be most appreciated.
Tuesday, August 26th, 2003
8:49 pm
The appearance of several of the old flames on the LJ has made me think a lot about sex partners. I think I have had sex with all of you, seperated by six degrees.
7:40 pm
mm. old coding systems. fun. it is good i have a lot of time on my 'hands'.
12:54 pm
my inquiries into the matter have not gotten a response. disappointing. I must have patience.

in the meantime, have noticed that Worf keeps journal. Am thinking next host should be a bit hardier, so that can look him up again. current host much too petite.
12:50 am
Have noticed there is now LJ stuff from past. Am attempting a bit of time travel. Anything to spare self from that memory.
12:43 am
Finally killed Miracle Baby. Ezri is none the wiser. Counting the days until my next attempt to kill Ezri.
Friday, June 13th, 2003
11:09 pm
Miles left without taking Julian, or Benji. I'm very disappointed in him.

Current Mood: nauseated
Saturday, May 24th, 2003
12:50 am
Denial, Denial, Denial.
My host is such a moron. Luckily, she's half dead from lack of sleep caring for Benji, so it's much easier to hijack her body, which means I have time to insert modifiers and other nice parts of speech. And capitalize. (You seriously didn't think I didn't know grammar, did you? I mean, granted, it's usually something I left to the hosts, but we learned Standard back when Lela initiated First Contact with the nascent Federation.)

Usually I have no motivation for writing in this, but Q gave me a lovely compliment in another post, so I figured I ought to show off a bit and live up to all that praise. Plus, I am in shock that Ezri wasn't reading the little crossouts. She's dumb, but usually not that dumb.

Anyhow, the thing that really pisses me off lately is that I was actually starting to get to like Ezri. Now, this was before the livejournal, but after the first few weeks, I was starting to dig on getting to be a counselor. You get to hear everyone's shitty problems, and then tell them what sort of morons they are. It's the perfect use for Audrid's annoying habit of running other people's lives, and Curzon's diplospeak.

Only, it turns out that my host is apathetic and obnoxiously fucking the Doctor, which I'll admit: very fun. He's very enhanced, you know, and I happen to like fucking. It's better than budding, that's for sure. Jadzia and I knew he was no good for a serious relationship though, I mean, did you see the way he looked at Garak? Come on now!

I can't believe I'm going to spend the next 70+ years stuck in her.

You know, if only I could get her to dump Julian for real. She has so much potential, and I thought we were shaping up to be decent counselors. (Well, ok, I was doing all the work, but I don't mind, as I said, was kind of fun.)

Current Mood: cranky
Monday, May 12th, 2003
9:46 am
Benji doesn't have any spots. No spots at all! Is a mongrel, I think.

Current Mood: worried
Sunday, May 11th, 2003
6:49 pm
*tired* Ezri gave birth. Benji looks nothing like her. Is cute and squirmy and wrinkly, however. Shame though, as was going to have party in here with it.

Current Mood: tired
Friday, April 25th, 2003
8:09 pm
L'il Benji isn't much of a conversationalist, yet. But we've come to a peaceable agreement--he stays to his side of Ezri's cavities, I stay to the other side. Is a very good thing that I was once a diplomat.
Monday, April 21st, 2003
8:02 pm

...is getting crowded in here. damn ezri for not using the birth control.
Sunday, April 20th, 2003
7:44 pm
*sigh* Am preparing Ezri for things if situation does not work out. Julian's 'friend' smiley_miles has a journal, and this cannot bode well for my sex...er, our sex having. However, things with girl Q, Amanda, looking up. V. exciting.

Have noticed that now that Kira's boyfriend has journal, moriatorium on sex talk on journal no longer enforced. Yay. Am very glad for all of us.
Friday, April 18th, 2003
12:53 am
Am currently so proud of ezridax for not being complete screw up. We talk more often now. V. good to talk and share, as mayb can even get her to have a little raktajino for me.

Current Mood: giggly
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